Okay, Sephiroth, I know you're crazy, but stop stroking your mother's chin. That's creepy.
I STROKE MAH MOTHER'S CHIN ALLLLL THE TIME.
Wait...is that comment about Cloud and his family a reference to Sasuke's speech at the Bridge of End from Naruto?
Captain Obvious says:
"Sephiroth has an Oedipus Complex."
It's not a true Oedipus complex: it's just that he loves himself THIIIIS much, and since his mother is half-him, he loves her THIIS much. Also Professor Gast: (disturbing lovelorn sigh)
Cloud = Sasuke
Which is more pathetic though?
...my money is on Cloud being more pathetic, personally.
I laughed so hard at Sephiroth rocking out to his own theme song XD